Ok so we are very unhappy with the current president. So we have decided that we are going to start our own country. It will be Tommunism! Want to join our country? Just let us know. We won't charge any taxes. The only requirement is that you are your own defense....arm yourselves! It will be our 1st ammendment....we are in the south afterall! Elected officials won't be paid. They will serve on the basis of wanting our Tommunist country to be the best it can be and that will be the only thing in it for them.
Want to join our country, just apply for citizenship with us. We reserve the right to refuse citizenship to people we feel wouldn't make proper contributions to our new society....like Clemson fans! hahahaha
PS before anyone calls the secret service....I am just joking!
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For Tommunism, we need to set some rules as part of the due diligence process before being voted upon as a member.
1.) Absolutely no MULLETS allowed.
2.) You must have all your teeth, or provide a dentist waiver to show cause.
3.) If your car is worth more than your living quarters that is automatic disqualification.
4.) You must provide a copy of your NRA card along with your other valid identification source.
More to follow when time permits.
5.) USuCk fans especially the males are NOT allowed to wear shirts, sweatshirts, or wife beaters with the following slogans...
We love cocks
How bout dem cocks?
I love the cocks
Cocks #1
Rule #2....No Clemson aka Clemsux fans allowed EVER!!!
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