Saturday, June 09, 2007

You might be from Gaston/Swansea if...

Your idea of Friday night entertainment is going to The Gin to watch the lawnmower races. At first I thought that was a joke like in the old days guys would take a girl to the lake to watch "submarine races." Obviously that was just an excuse to make out. But lawnmower racing is actually Friday night entertainment in Swansea.

John Micheal took Brittanie to the lawnmower races last night and she said it was fun. Unfortunately Randy was there with his new girlfriend and John Micheal wanted to have a man to man talk with him for calling Brittanie Thursday night. Brittanie was able to convince him to let it go because she told him herself never to call her again. Well when they got out to the parking lot to go home, someone had written all over John Micheal's windows with window chalk some ugly things directed at both him and Brittanie. John Micheal thinks Randy did it. Brittanie doesn't think so because it looks like a girl's handwriting so her theory is it is either Randy's new girlfriend or John Micheal's ex-girlfriend. The chances are extremely low of it being Randy because Randy is too much of a wimp and would be too scared that John Micheal would kick his butt.....and boy did he want to! But this is just the kind of BS that Randy's new girlfriend would do. She lives for drama and when things are going smooth in her life, she creates drama. But they asked one of John's friends if he saw Randy and Victoria back there (they were parked WAYYYYYY out) and he said yes. Whoever did it needs to grow up. Randy broke up with Brittanie. I don't understand why he and his new girlfriend would feel the need to start crap with them. Brittanie does NOT want Randy back. And I saw on her cell phone that HE called HER Thursday night and she told him not to call her anymore. That's it. I don't know John Micheal's ex but she would have more a motive to do this because John dumped her for Brittanie. Remember the movie "Mean Girls?" It is like a documentary of high schools everywhere. That's why Brittanie doesn't have many female friends.

But Saturday night's redneck entertainment is going to be "going to I-20." It is a racetrack and John Micheal's dad is racing tonight.

I'm thrilled. She is slowly wearing less and less black stuff and listening to more country music now. Brittanie has always loved Dixie Outfitters shirts and she listens to a wide variety of music. But since she started dating John, who HATES that black stuff, she has been letting her closet redneck out a little more. I love it but it still makes me laugh at what passes for entertainment around here.

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